...it's a giant gas
27th – 29th May 2022Crowne Plaza Hotel, Glasgow


Hotel bedrooms sold out

Our allocation at the Crowne Plaza has now sold out. There are, at time of writing, rooms available on booking.com at the nearby Moxy & Marriott Courtyard hotels for around £110-£130 per night and the Raddison Red for about £150 per night - all 3 hotels are on the SEC campus so only a short walk away. I would encourage you to book early if you can as there are a lot of events on at the SEC at the same time as Satellite 7 (https://www.sec.co.uk/whats-on)

Added on 05/05/2022 09:13 by Mark

A Call for Helpers

In the true spirit of the Roaring 20s, the Noble Gases are asking our jolly chums to pitch in at our little gathering. We'd be chuffed to have you by our side, helping out in Ops, Tech, or as a Gopher. Drop us a line (enquiries@seven.satellitex.org.uk) if you're not already on the team -- or you can sign up on the day!

Added on 04/05/2022 22:19 by Mad Elf

Day Guests Announced

The Noble Gases are pleased to announce Satellite 7’s Day Guests. Joining us on Saturday is comic artist and comedian Kev F Sutherland. On Sunday we have Ken Gordon, the European Space Agency’s Business Ambassador for Scotland, together with Adah Tole and Astrid Werkmeister from the University of Strathclyde.

Added on 01/05/2022 17:21 by Christine

Hall Costume Competition

The Satellite 7 Noble Gases are pleased to announce that we shall hold a Hall Costume Competition over the course of the Convention. We hope that our members will be inspired by this opportunity, and will grace our halls with many and varied Costumes drawn from their imaginings and favourite annals.

Added on 29/04/2022 13:13 by Mad Elf

Drabble Deadline

The deadline for consideration for inclusion in Volume 2 of the Journal of Psuedoscience is 23:59 on Friday 6th May.

Please ensure you submit any remaining "papers" before then - see the pSuedoscience page for full details

Added on 28/04/2022 16:55 by Mark